cupofteaorgtfo: Better get my shit packed for Hogwarts the train leaves tomorrow
radicaliborn: i used to date a guy who was obsessed with memes he’d be like “make me a sandwich” and i’d be like “we are literally in class you’re an asshole” he broke up with me through a facebook message saying “sorry *le dumps you*” my point is don’t date people who are obsessed with memebase
Listening to the Blur cd I found in a thrift store for a buck. :)
Bold Black & Bitchy: CNN Camerawoman Patricia... →
theybc: Patricia Carroll, the CNN camerawoman who was mocked by two RNC attendees who threw peanuts at her while saying, “This is how we feed the animals,” said that she wasn’t surprised by the behavior at the Republican National Convention. Carroll told Journal-isms: “I hate…
Bold Black & Bitchy: "if voting changed anything,... →
darkjez: youarenotyou: this is probably the #1 issue i have with other anarchists and “radicals” in general, and it’s almost always coming from white dudes who are relatively class-stable* (meaning they have families to fall back on if things become difficult, no children, no health…
blaqkwidow: i hate when applications are like “why do you want to work here” because i need money what do you want me to say omfg I HAVE A PASSION FOR FROZEN YOGURT
If you put root beer in a square glass do you get...
britneythaonguyen: bigbabiimama: lampsarepeopletoo: audiodude: IM LAUGHING SO HARD HOLY **** LMAO, NERDS. LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!
*when my name is in a math problem*
class: *stares at me*
me: that's right bitches, I bought 60 watermelons
aquus: yes i would like to sign up for AP napping
dinosauriomutante: Have you ever had the hugest platonic crush on someone like…you just want to be with them all the time in a non-romantic way, share your stuff and be the bestest friends ever but that person seems to have a lot of friends and you just sit there crying on the inside seeing that he/she doesn’t really need you as much as you need him/her
Dumbledore: The dark forest is strictly forbidden to all students
Dumbledore: Except for detention
Dumbledore: Where you will be forced to wander around when it's darkest and scariest
Dumbledore: Doesn't that make so much sense
Dumbledore: I'm so good at rules
Dumbledore: ten points to Harry Potter
If you go to the PNE in Vancouver and buy a Hellavator cup, please don’t bitch that it’s not filled up to the top. Those things are refillable, also, pop is terrible for you. And the reasons we don’t always fill them to the tops are because a) then we’d have to wait for like 5 minutes for the foam to go down, b) it spills everywhere, snd c) if you ask for ice afterwards it...