May 2013
48 posts
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adamchanler:
lady-tyrell:
the funniest part of macbeth is when the soldiers all cut a branch off a tree to hold in front of them while they march toward’s macbeth’s castle in hopes that he will somehow think they are all trees and not an army
the second best part is that it actually works
thatisalargebaby:
teenage girls are fucking mocked for liking things that are marketed towards them and for them then when theyre sick of being shit on for that and try to like things not specifically “for them” they get shit on for “pretending” and they cant win at all its a lose lose situation being a teenage girl
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michaonthemoon:
yaoibutts:
I love how potato in French is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”
like what stupid frenchman saw this:
and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE POMME DE TERRE!”
j’adore comment ananas se dit pineapple en anglais, ce qui veut littéralement dire “pomme de...
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quintessentially-queer:
theuppitynegras:
veganrantss:
White people get mad when you wear a band t shirt of a band you don’t listen to, but they’re fine with wearing headdresses from cultures they know and care nothing about.
lampsarepeopletoo:
they call me macklemore in math class because im like
what what what what what
what what what what what what what
what what what what
timetravelingtrickster:
I’m sorry, you must be at least a level 4 friend to unlock my tragic backstory
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The Euclid contest results came back today, and I got the top score in my school. It’s only in the top 26th percentile worldwide, but I beat the next runner-up at my school by 13%. I’m pretty happy.
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My parents are getting angry at me because I haven’t really applied for any scholarships (I mean, I’ve done the general school selects form…)
But
I would way rather spend my time making sandwiches to earn money than writing essays tbh
sorryforpartybarackin:
*watches infomercial for 17 minutes before realizing its not a regular commercial*
pyrrhic-victoria:
ihaveabsolutelynoidea:
Time uses a picture of a young woman taking a selfie to demonstrate how fucked up our generation is
Why not use a picture of a 50 year old white male banker masturbating with mortgage papers into the mouth of a senator
^
mcsnuggie:
true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn
“One study had people sit in front of an array of objects, then grab and...”
– Every language needs its, like, filler words (via aminatou)
This is probably one reason it can be so hard to digest a lot of academic and straight-news writing. And, uh, therefore a helpful writing tip.
(via annfriedman)
Time to write a script to insert filler words into academic papers. “Subject...
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THIS STUPID GAME IS RUINING MY LIFE
Annnyyywwaayyysss, it was prom. It was kinda awk, I don`t know. At my school it’s a family dinner/slideshow sort of event with a dance afterwards, but no one stayed for the dance… Our getting ready was a series of unfortunate misadventures. We were really late, we attempted to curl our hair but we ran out of time, we got locked out of our car while meeting a friend at a salon, we had...
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I don’t think we take enough time to appreciate the periods in our life when our noses aren’t runny. Is your nose runny right now? No? Think about that. Honestly reflect on it. Enjoy this era of peace. There are dark times on the horizon
gettin real tired of my own bullshit
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So I am bruised and sore right now because drunk me decided it would be a good idea to book it away from my friends while yelling “You can’t catch me, I’m the gingerbread man,” and, of course, I tripped and faceplanted on a bunch of rocks.
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Also I had a bunch of conversations I was not ready to have and told a bunch of people some personal stuff and can we pretend...
eleventhdoctor:
i may not be beautiful but at least i know a lot of useless information
brainbowunicorn:
sucha-retardis:
sucha-retardis:
what’s the best thing about living in switzerland
well the flag is a big plus
45 more days
Until my last ever day of high school. Aww yeah.
April 2013
49 posts
paula-valeria:
fatefellshortthistoime:
“you’re only 18, you’ll regret that tattoo when you’re older” my mom says as she hands me college applications so i can decide on the career i’ll have for the rest of my life
woah
